Saturday, 5 March 2011

LOCK & KEY.....

You can laugh but please don't get angry...especially the ladies. Ok?

Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN. Please explain why.

BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY!

“Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes quotes

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